The List

I think every girl has a list of her perfect mate. Tall, short, chunky, thin, rich, poor, Porsche or VW.
That list evolves and gets longer or shorter as you get older and wiser.
My list started off like this...

Luke Skywalker - I had the biggest crush on him growing up. He was the perfect man for me.... He was tormented just enough and all he ever needed was a hug from me to take it all away.... whatever I was 9.

Then the list changed to...

George Clooney - Do I really need to explain it? Come on IT'S GEORGE CLOONEY!!!!

Or if that didn't work out (a girl can dream)..
Under 6 feet
Has a job
Doesn't live in his parents basement
I don't weigh more than he does

My girlfriends like to add to my list every time I break up with some one... so the list evolved to..

Not married (should be a no brainer, but yeah some times we let our vajays do all the thinking)
Doesn't pass out in his car or sleep on a picnic table
Isn't 14 years younger than you
etc.....

Sadly today, the List is even shorter.... I think I would almost settle for...
Has a penis
Is breathing

Or George Clooney

XOXO
Darla