What really cracks me up is when Homeless and I go out and we run into people he knows and I don't. 99% of the time after he introduces me and walks away to get a beer or talk to someone else or whatever, the people turn to me and start singing his praises.
He's such a good guy.
He has a really great heart.
We just adore him.
blah blah blah blah.....
I usually pretend like I don't know and just smile and say "oh really?" or " That's great to hear"
Then I tell him what they said and he laughs and says "Did you set them straight?" or "yeah so-and-so said we make a cute couple. I told him we tried it before and it didn't work out so great for you"
To which of course I always say "didn't work out so great for you either... you effed up the best thing that ever happened to you" and smile my biggest bestest smile
And walk away
xoxo
Darla
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