Beginings...

Hey all!!


This is my first venture into blogging, so bare with me :)


My good friend and YAYA sister, T, has been telling me for YEARS that I should start a blog about all the dumbass things boys have said to me over the years. So here it is.



I am getting to be a woman of a certain age, not quite there yet, but definitely old enough to know better. I am sooooo NOT one of those "but I luuuuuuuv him!" girls. If anything I am the total opposite, at least I think I am. Pretty sarcastic, but very glass is half full when it comes down to it. I like to see the good in people even when its probably not there and definitely give more chances then is deserved.

I have a lot of really fabulous friends and am very lucky that they are brutally honest with me. If you can't trust the people that will tell you the god's honest truth when you ask for it who can you trust? Thanks guys!!


However I am the last of my kind amongst them... the only single one left.... and they are pretty good about not trying to set me up with their husbands, co-workers, aunts, cousins, fathers dog walker... however T's mom in law did try to set me up with her cousin once. ONCE!
They all know the rules and guidelines, and when a relationship goes down in flames the list gets longer, mostly its them adding to it, not me. Hahahahah!!
They also know, god bless them, that if anyone ever says to me "Don't worry you'll find some one some day" I will explode and take them all with me, with out any kind of hesitation.
Seriously to all you married people or people in relationships out there.... that is the WORST thing you could ever say to a single person.

There are a few key players you should be aware of:
Homeless

The Young One

The Puppy

Yup you guessed it, names have been changed to protect the not so innocent.

These are all guys that I have been in some kind of relationship or another at some point and I have tried to remain friends with. However it has been pointed out to me over and over and over again that its not a good idea to be friends with a guy that has seen you nekked and is no longer allowed to. Cause it always comes back to that. Always.

So just to give you a little taste of what this is all about... here are a couple of things that have been said to me over the years...



Homeless: "You look pretty good considering how much you've been used" (please keep in mind this was on my 37th bday)

The Puppy: (after showing up at my house at 10pm wasted) "Wanna watch a movie?" Me: "No, I wanna go to sleep" Puppy: "Geez I thought I would at least get a foot in the door.......(pause) can you give me a ride home? I think I'm drunk."

Then there are of course the various online dates I have been on.....
But I think that may be a blog for another day.
This one is long enough.

XOXO
Darla