Let me start by saying that you probably won't hear much about the Young One unless I go back thru some text message archives. I haven't really talked to him in about a year.
I met him thru a friend and I honestly don't remember how old he was at the time. He was legal so.... whew! Anyway we didn't really start messing around until a few years later, and by then I know he was at least 21, maybe 22. And yes I am old enough to be his mother.... a really really young mother. He doesn't live in town so most of it was dirty text messages (I should teach a class).... boys now days are all about the text messages... what happened to calling a girl?
Anyway....
He was a sweet kid, but it was doomed to fail from the start. First he was who he was.... can't go any further into it then that. Trust me. Second, he really wanted to get married and have like a million babies. Anyone who knows me knows that this is not really my game plan to put it mildly. Kids freak me out. Scratch that BABIES freak me out. Third, he was YOUNG. I know age isn't supposed to matter and if you're in love you don't see age... blah blah blah blah. But 14 years difference is A LOT. And with guys its not just the 14 years you are dealing with. They are like dogs, but in reverse. For dogs one of our years is like 7 for them right? Well with guys 7 of our female years is like one of theirs. My theory is take a guys age and subtract 7 years and you get his maturity level. 21 = 14. Now tell me if you are 30 something, do you really have any business messing around with some one that has the maturity level of a 14 year old boy?
Yeah didn't think so!
So having said all that the BIGGEST problem with the Young One was that he was a really bad kisser.... really impressive at other things (I'll keep it clean this is a family show after all).... REALLY impressive. The kissing however was extremely lacking... came at you with full on open mouth and crazy tongue action.
Girls don't you agree with me that the dude (or chick, don't want to offend or alienate) you're seeing or messing around with HAS to be a great kisser.... otherwise even if he's good at other things all you can focus on is the kissing? Like you can be getting all into the nasty and having a good time and then he starts kissing on you and all you can think is "OK please stop cause you just killed the mood". But how do you tell him that he's a bad kisser without hurting his feelings? Do you try to deflect it in some way? Distract him with other things?
So like i said its been about a year since I talked to him. Honestly I got bored with him and ended it. Not a great reason, but there it is. I kind of randomly ran into him a little while ago and can we say awkward? He did give me a big hug when we said good bye and I had to give him the "pat pat". You would think that would be the end of it but no! I got a message from him on FB about a week later asking me what my bday plans were and to text him and that seeing me brought back good memories. I was like OK I can see what this is about. So I text him what I had planned and this is what I got back.
"I have 2 days off from work. I could come up Thursday n be with u n maybe u could take that Friday off n we could just fool around all day before I had to come back for work Saturday morning"
OK First... you're an adult, a young one, but still and adult... spell out "and" and "you"... the letter N and the letter U don't really cut it. That says to me that you don't even have enough time to give me to actually spell out words.
Second... I haven't talked to you AT ALL in over a year and that's how you're gonna come at me? Really? Not even a how are you? What have you been up to? I missed you.
Third... YOU want ME to take time off on my bday so I can have you come at me with the really bad kissing?! You have got to be kidding me!
REALLY?!
I gotta say totally offended.
Please correct me if I'm wrong here.
OK getting off my high horse now
XOXO
Darla
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